Premier League Predictions from Lawstrodamus
SATURDAY Arsenal v Bolton “Stained with murder and enormous adulteries, Great enemy of the entire human race: One who will be worse than his grandfathers, uncles or fathers, Kevin Davies is just...
View ArticleTeams to wear black armbands in memory of Black Armband
Black 'Blacky' Armband : 1850-2010 Premier League clubs will next weekend join forces and don black armbands in memory of Black Armband. In an official statement Premier League ideas man Richard...
View ArticleMan reminds friends he said this would happen at the start of the season
A man sat in a pub has amazed onlookers with his astonishing feats of prediction by recalling several sweeping statements he made in the run up to the current Premier League season. The man has...
View ArticleIan Holloway already preparing an insufferable speech for Manager of the Year...
With Blackpool having exceeded all expectations in their debut Premier League season, their colourful manager Ian Holloway is many neutrals’ choice for Premier League Manager of the Year. A confident...
View ArticleRoberto Mancini’s imaginary card-waving results in imaginary ban for Martin...
FA officials studying the video of Manchester City’s 3-0 win over Liverpool have retrospectively awarded Martin Škrtel an imaginary three game ban following Roberto Mancini’s persuasive waving of an...
View ArticleStruggling Premier League managers urge panic-shooting to overcome goals...
Follow @fistedaway Reports emanating from the locality of the Sky Sports News ticker suggest that the managers of the bottom five Premier League clubs have ordered their players to shoot on sight, in...
View ArticleNew advert for the Premier League is actually a terrible ‘advert for the...
Follow @fistedaway A new advert for the Premier League has received a widespread panning for being, in truth, “a terrible advert for the Premier League”. Fans and critics alike have dismissed the...
View ArticleWalcott, Sturridge form new club so they can argue over who plays down the...
Follow @fistedaway At a hastily arranged midweek, midday press conference, in a middle-of-the-road hotel in the Midlands, Arsenal’s Theo Walcott and Chelsea’s Daniel Sturridge came together to announce...
View ArticleThe Back Stick of It
Follow @FootieAndMusic ::: FistedAway welcomes a guest post from Webbie, who runs the original – and still the best - Football and Music ::: [ESTABLISHING SHOT] Wide view overlooking Soho Square. The...
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